Made for each other

This is the woman who refused to acknowledge she had accused some of her critics of having "un-American traits;" who described herself, "I want to be a dog;" who called people "scumbags."

Now that her husband has staked his claim as the Disciple of Defeat, Teresa Heinz Kerry predicts an Osama bin Laden "capture" before the election. Of course, her spin is that it would be a dirty trick by the GOP. But to paraphrase the well-respected Executive Editor of the LA Times, when the time is right, you run with it. He was talking about the groping stories that came out a few weeks before Arnold Schwarzeneggar was elected. He was right, and if Osama is captured before the election, that's fine with most Americans.

But not Teresa. Teresa, look at the bright side. You can use it to excuse the embarrassing loss of your husband's nasty campaign.