Hardhitting debate assessment

Both contestants were dressed conservatively, although John Kerry’s chalk stripe from Savile Row did much to complement his tall figure. George Bush selected an unfortunate light blue tie, rather than the more usual subdued red chosen by the other finalist. Each responded well to questioning in this most important test of the contest, responding with vigor and passion. We are not concerned with what was said; only how well each response was enunciated. Once again, Mr. Kerry won this portion of the contest with his sonorous, orotund delivery. Mr. Bush tended to be clipped and strident, continuing to drop his final “g’s” to everyone’s dismay.

Next up: the swimsuit competition.