Our volunteers vs. their mercenaries

Perhaps you heard of them. Some of them were caught red-handed leaving a prison with stacks of absentee ballots under their arms. This is wrong on several fronts: third parties are not allowed to deliver ballots; no one was monitoring how the voting was carried out; prisoners serving time for misdemeanors can vote, but felons cannot. The mercenaries were caught on tape.

In Lower Merion Township, decidedly for Kerry this cycle, over 400 George Bush signs have been stolen. No Kerry signs have gone missing. Kinda says something about Kerry supporters, doesn't it.

Final note: I have it from a reliable source that Florida will go for Bush. I wish I were as confident about Pennsylvania.